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There's a "Traditional
Phrase" used on rivers, when a Captain excepts a request
from one of his crew, asking to be his - Newest Student Pilot.
If the crewman's request is excepted, the Captain replies - "I'll Learn You!"
And So, It
Shall Be Here! Because I'll - Learn You" all about Inland Rivers &
Workboats, Barges and "How to Model Them =
FROM SCRATCH!"
Rule #1 ...... "Never
Feel - Dumb, Asking Questions." ...... The
Only Dummy .... "Is
The Guy = "THAT DON'T ASK!"
So
choose - any
model building subject from my page buttons - Above. There's tons of helpful tips, ideas, photos, drawings
& details to help you. Regardless of whether your a Novice
or Experienced Builder in this hobby, you'll find something here to assist you. And even
"Free Plans" along with "Direct
Web-Links" to other great sources and websites that cover both "Real &
Replica" for additional research
material, or where to find hobby parts, kits, plans and A WHOLE LOT MORE!
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"Who Am I?"
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"I Modeled R/C Towboats, Back When They Weren't Even =
COOL!" Hatched in 1951, I grew up in a
small rural Missouri town called New Florence. And I lived also on a Farm, thanks to my grandparents
and my folks that raised me up - Right.
As a kid, I used to drag
homemade wooden blocks, shaped like boats, through every
rain-swollen ditch in town after a heavy thunderstorm. And
on weekends, watched
real tows on the "Missouri & Mississippi River" aboard
my families small pleasure boat. So I grew-up loving the outdoors,
in the 50's around heavy equipment and animals and naturally wanted to be a part of
it all. Heavily influenced by B/W TV Shows like the Beverly
Hillbillies, John Wayne - Movies & Lionel Trains, and of course = Tonka Toys.
And I wore
out my fair share of "Plastic Bricks & Erector Sets"
too. Spending my youth learning how things worked or how to Operate,
Repair or Make Things.
And when I broke a toy, I'd take it apart to fix-it, while folks
complained - "That I'd just torn-it-up to see what made it go!" But my toys somehow
managed to work pretty good
- afterwards ...... For A
While Anyways! Then around the age of 9, I started hanging out with my uncles
on my Mothers side of the family -
Real Bad influences On Me, because they ran their
own "Open
Pit" Clay
Mining Company. And that's where I
started learning how to run
"Heavy Machinery", as a wet nose kid. Which my mother didn't know
about for a while thankfully. Cause imagine a kid = age 12, drilling
dynamite holes with a drill truck = "All
By Himself?" My hip pockets full of Dynamite ..... And
my T-shirt Pocket loaded with "Blasting Caps".
"If Mom had seen me - like that, she'd of had "Heart Failure" and whooped me good. And
likely as not, with me packing all that explosives .... "We both would have gone off with "One Hell-Of-A-Bang!"
Real Bad influences On Me, because they ran their
own "Open
Pit" Clay
Mining Company. And that's where I
started learning how to run
"Heavy Machinery", as a wet nose kid. Which my mother didn't know
about for a while thankfully. Cause imagine a kid = age 12, drilling
dynamite holes with a drill truck = "All
By Himself?" My hip pockets full of Dynamite ..... And
my T-shirt Pocket loaded with "Blasting Caps".
"If Mom had seen me - like that, she'd of had "Heart Failure" and whooped me good. And
likely as not, with me packing all that explosives .... "We both would have gone off with "One Hell-Of-A-Bang!"
Fortunately I survived
after mom did find out and she calmed down - years later. But
for a while there, I was walking on egg shells. But as i grew
older I took over as my uncles company = "Powder Monkey"
( That's the Guy That Does The Blasting! ), which was just one part of my
duties. So I was also one of the
dump truck drivers
- which also meant I pulled dump trailers and also ran the pits = skid
loaders, dozers and other equipment.
Generally, I was capable of doing
most anything they needed done. And later I got into "Over-the-road
= 18 wheelers
and ran all 48 States, plus Canada. But in my spare time,
I modeled
plastic car & trucks & trailer- kits, usually from AMT or Monogram. So anything mechanical, I naturally wanted to know
all about or Operate, whether it was the real thing or just a miniature version -
didn't matter. I was Interested, but was forced into early
retirement after a truck wreck in Feb. of 1980.
I'd broken my back in three places,
thanks to a "Wrong-way
Driver." that was never caught and I was forced off the road on I- 55,
right under the overpass at Lincoln IL. After that, I spent over a year "In &
Out" of hospitals ( in therapy ), while trying to re-learn to "Walk & Chew Gum", as
they say = AT THE SAME TIME!"
From that point, I modeled
- full time and got into r/c airplanes, but quickly grew bored with
planes. The high expense of
rc fuel,
plus the crashes & repair costs, being mainly why I quit rc airplanes. But mainly it was because = "You can do just so-many "Loop The Loops"
before your bored and = I WAS! .... To the point, I was even doing
Knife-edges - down Corn Rows, playing chicken or "Follow The
Leader"
with friends. Our biggest fun, was playing r/c combat, with some rather
expensive rc model airplanes. But I always wanted to
do stuff = Nobody Else Did, or only a few had tried.
Then one day as
I glanced through a friends old issues of model boat magazines, I realized = "Nobody's Building R/C - TOWBOATS!".... Well, hardly anyone, back
then. So from that point, things
lead into years of study and research on towboats, their designs, shipyards and their steamboat history.
And because this was so - unusual a subject for modelers, "I was asked to write
articles covering "Real Towboats & My Replica's" for model magazines,
one was "U. S. Boat & Ship Modeler". You may recall
my work and if you still have back issues - in your collection, check the last few issues = "Fall
1992" to the last Addition.
Cause Joe E. Brown whose been my buddy - for many years, also helped
write many of those articles too. And we took
turns covering Small & Large" Towboats and had a very
large reader response.
Since then, I've been asked to write for other magazines,
but declined, while still very honored - they keep asking. And like my friend "John L. Fryant", Joe
E. Brown & I, were
all somewhat pioneer's - in this field. We chose to
give our full attention to model towboats and barges and then I created - this website. Building
it, has helped provide others with full details, photos &
drawings that show how I create a model. So this
site, is an
"On-Line Library Book" = SO TO SPEAK.
"Literally a written modeling book that continues to help others,
along with hobby companies to design new kits and develop them.
All this naturally helps widen our choices in kits and parts, and some
think = I'm kinda nuts for doing this all - FOR FREE! ..... But I learned
all that I know, by listening & following examples of others that gave their info =
Freely. "So why should
- I Charge You?" And to be honest, "I simply couldn't
do this, without the support of my -"ISP" = KTIS. NET and You.
KTIS helps me to run & maintain this site, and your continued
visits, emails and support, proves its all been Worth-it.
So Thank You for all your
support.......Old River Bill
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